my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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