Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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