...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Randomize
