Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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