i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
