No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I skipped work to stalk him.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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