Pants 0. Shit 1.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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