better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
