She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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