what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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