found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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