you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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