How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
My balls are so social today.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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