You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just google imaged poop.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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