we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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