ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Randomize