i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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