Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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