I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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