Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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