I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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