Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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