I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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