question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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