Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Someone came in the potted fern
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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