everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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