Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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