I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
