when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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