You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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