her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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