There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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