GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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