he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I have aggressive nipples.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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