I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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