Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
being pregnant is like rehab
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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