We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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