Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Randomize
