he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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