I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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