i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Randomize
