It's Friday. Sex?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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