Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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