Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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