chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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