We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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