i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
