he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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