I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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