yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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