i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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