Kiss
Puke
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
