forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Randomize
