i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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