Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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